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FAO Mr Salmond, Mr Nevin, Mr Traynor and all good arseholes

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Dec 22, 2011.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You leave Lanarkshire alone you **** <grr>
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Off to jail with you, sonny.

    Do not pass go, do not collect hof boatle of fightyermaw.
     
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  4. MrT

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    North Lanarkshire Scum.

    Mon the South!
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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    **** the south.

    Mon the North
     
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  7. Mind The Duck

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    Inbred rat featured ****s
     
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    <grr>
     
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  9. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Baws to the lot of yeez.

    Renfrewshire masseeeeeeve.
     
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  10. MrT

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    North Lanarkshire - Buckfast capital of the wooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllllllllddddddddddddd

    Come see our abandoned mines and share a glass of buckfast with the friendly locals as they show you how to claim invalidity.

    Yes- North Lanarkshire, truly the jakey bastard's choice.
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    GRINNING Nazis did fans' salutes outside an SPL ground to mark the launch of a book glorifying football hooligans.The notorious Motherwell Saturday Service - who call themselves the &#8220;SS&#8221; - organised the stunt on the steps at Fir Park.

    Last night, Reich Security Main Office were examining the sick images and discussing whether to launch an investigation.The SS initially hired a room at Fir Park for the launch of the book Dressers.

    But Ernst Kaltenbrünner, Rechtsberater of the SS (Motherwell) division got wind of it and cancelled the bash.
    The brown shirted bunch still managed to hold the event at the independent "Glorious Fatherland Fir Park Social Club", opposite Motherwell FC&#8217;s ground. Around 140 of the group posed for photos on the steps outside the Hermann Goering stand, with some doing &#8220;sieg heil&#8221; salutes.

    The Reich Minister of the Interior stressed that the event took part in the Nazi party social club, which has no links to the football club. A Nazi Party spokesman said: &#8220;We are trying to be Scotland&#8217;s premier family and community club and we are trying to portray a message that this the club is all welcoming to everybody &#8211; families, fervent Nazis and children. No Jews though, or paddies for that matter. We don't mind the chinks and the blacks but we simply have to draw the line somewhere.

    &#8220;We admire football violence in the highest possible way.&#8221;

    The Party do not know if the people at the event were regular Nazi Party members. The party spokesman added: &#8220;We don&#8217;t know any of these people. Because it&#8217;s outside the ground, it makes it is difficult for us to do anything.
    &#8220;People can Goose Step and do anything.&#8221;

    Philipp Bouhler, Head of the Führer's Chancellery did eventually respond to repeated requests to comment.

    He Said "All Heil the Fuhrer". And then went on to say:

    "zis has been a seemple mistake, our club clock had been "ticking" for some time, but we haff vays of making it tock"
     
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  12. RebelBhoy

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    Seen that last week. The photies are interesting. Not all Motherwell fans I am led to believe.
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Silence dog, ve vill not be commenting on zis matter.
     
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  14. RebelBhoy

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    Vere are your papers?
     
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  15. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    East dunbartonshire all the way ladies

    a baw hair fae glasgow with half the council tax <laugh>

    (well lenzie is) FT rest
     
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  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Why is the town spelt Dumbarton but the county Dunbartonshire?
     
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  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    strange one. annoying aswell
     
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  18. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    God's will.
     
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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    back on topic. motherwell hooligans? <laugh>

    all 10 of them, dead scary
     
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  20. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I got into a scrap with some "section whatever" Airdrie arseholes in Gordon St (pub that used to be called the Corn Exchange) years ago.

    It kicked off pwopa.
     
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