Nope, you are too blame actually. I used one of your lines "Why don't you just ****ing die" in jest, like you do, and I lost the rag. It's a fair cop.
I'll keep my big gobby fingers under control from now on. Don't want you getting a spanking off the resident mongo.
Nah it was ridiculous, utterly pointless. One of my many attributes (along with my modesty) is that I cannot bear a grudge for more than a day.