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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, Aug 9, 2012.

  1. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    My office email leaks viruses. Currently using outlook version 6 on vista. Using avast and spybot. Would switching to thunderbird make the system more secure? What else can be done to fix it?
     
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  2. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Tampons. Stuff them in all the holes/ports.

    You're welcome ;)
     
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  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Dougie breaks his works email system with an overload of Japanese niche porn.
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Stop looking at porn at work ya pervy **** <ok>

    And pay for some decent anti-virus software ya cheapskate **** <ok>
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

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    You could try decoding the multisynch defragmentiser on the U drive and retrieve the portal efficiency by agglomerating the interstellar drives with enhanced adjustment capabilities.
     
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  6. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    I've just sneezed all over my screen.

    lolz
     
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  7. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    That's dead classy so it is.

    Clatty hoor. <whistle>
     
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  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Took the words out of my mouth Toiler <ok>
     
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  9. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Can you take his dick out of yours?
     
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  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    No. The girth has given me lockjaw.
     
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    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    why, are you jealous ****man?
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Jealous of your dick? Naw. I've seen button mushrooms bigger than your cock ER <ok>
     
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  13. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    How's this working out for you, Douglas?

    <laugh>
     
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  14. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    It's actually the boss who does it. He phoned me at half 9 last night telling me he broke the network and got viruses and asking how to fix it. Told him to **** off.
     
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  15. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Your boss might be exposed as running a *****-ring when the dust settles. Probably why he phoned you first, knew you'd have at least a workable knowledge of covering your tracks when it comes to illegal porn.
     
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  16. RAVENBLACK

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    Could be serious implications for STD.
     
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  17. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    How do you know I'm Dougie's boss? :bandit:
     
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  18. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Erm I don't really get what you're trying to ask?

    If you have viruses on the computers at work, you need to take all the computers off the network and do virus scans on all of them. Once you're 100% that they're clean, put one on the network and see if it sends anything out. How many people work in your office?

    If you're asking if any other email client is better at preventing virus being sent, then no, Outlook would be as effective as any of the others.

    Final remark, Vista is a steaming heap of ****e.
     
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  19. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    all the computers are now clean. just wndering the best way to stop them getting infested again, apart from downloading less Japanese tentacle porn.

    vista is bawz<ok>
     
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  20. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    What I know about computers could be a written on the back of the postage stamp. Or maybe one side of A4.
     
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