FAO: Dougie, ML, Venom Castle Ger

GET IT RIGHT ****ING UP YOU!
My Dangerous driving charge has been dropped!

So naebodies getting my clattering mobile

 

did you sook aff the judge?

 

Reamed Dougie

 

Did you enjoy your hot lunch, courtesy of the judge?

<hotlunchmuir>

 

I would have taken it up the arse to get away with it! <wellplayedbarrowmuir>

 

I can see the headlines now:

bollo in Cincinati bowtie judge shocker.

 

To be fair Dougie. If I'm involved it ain't exactly a "shocker" now is it?

 

nah, from what i have heard you use the urban dictionary as a sex guide.

I envisaged the headline in the sun, everything is a shocker to them.

 

****ing genius Dougie