Re your signature: 'if Simpson scores fifteen goals for us next season I will strip naked near the taxi-ramp at Paragon Station, stick a didgeridoo up my arse and fart "Falling in Love with You"!' TigerRoo, I'm holding you to that! Make that TWO didgeridoo's and playing "Waltzing Matilda" on a mouth-organ!
Signature now changed I must admit, I'd love to see Simpson score 15 now just to see this ludicrous attempt at multi-tasking After one miss, albeit a terrible one, it's a risky move upping the ante that much
Two actually but he was not on his own. An 'above average' striker would have scored from both Matty Fryatt's chances and the three 'near misses' from Nicky Barmby. At this level it is inexcusable although perhaps just 'over anxious' in trying to please. Early doors yet but I fear we are well below average up front.
To be fair, only one chance was worth noting as a bad miss, I thought the other one was a decent effort. Better than Fryatt who failed to actually get the shot off. I'm afraid I have to agree on the striking front, and unless it improves soon I may never see a pensioner stick two didgeridoos up his arse
