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FAO: Civil Engineering types

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, Feb 17, 2010.

  1. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Do any of you guys have a method statement for widening an existing junction to improve access for a proposed development?

    We don't usually do this type of thing so no one here has a clue what i should be doing.
     
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  2. a mite have it somewhere. al check for ye
     
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  3. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Here you go...

    " 1.3a Who gives a ****. you shouldn't be in the job if you don't know what you're doing ya ****"

    Hope this helps friendo<ok>
     
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  5. NOLUWDC

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    civil engineers = ****s <ok>
     
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  6. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Aye I done a big one for my college project last year <ok> We do alot of road widening for BEAR up north as well
     
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  7. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Bollo

    i work in an architects office we usually punt this kind of **** to a civil engineer but the client doesnt want to pay a civil engineer to do it so the boss is making me do it.

    Clients = ****s
     
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  8. BolloBollo

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    Nah that's a bit strong. ****ers more appropriate <ok>
     
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  9. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    any chance you could email me that magic?
     
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  10. canny find it. plus am no goin oot ma way to save architects time or money sorry dougie
     
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  11. BolloBollo

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    Sorry mate, couldn't help it! I'm just jealous cause I don't have a specific trained job.
    Near no notice of me!
     
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  12. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Bollo I am a ****er. So is every **** here. Don't tell me you havent rubbed one out ya ****. I'm doing one now over a picture of Isla Fisher with Zooey Deschanel on her <ok> The wonders of AutoCAD <laugh>
     
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  13. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I was ripping the **** <laugh>
     
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  14. Frank The Tank

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    Oh aye eh, you wouldnt be saying that if you and all your family were ridden with cholera from drinking **** filled water.

    No instead you'd be shouting, please engineers design us a sewer system to get rid of all this ****e in the street <wah>

    Prick.
     
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  15. NOLUWDC

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    <laugh>
     
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  16. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    you are dead to me.
     
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  17. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Didn't you have me down as being next in the deadpool?
     
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  18. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Civil Engineers are ****s though Frank. I've worked with plenty of them. The onshore version of drillers. Up their own arse. **** off they draw pictures of roads and drains and ****e like that. My mate does a similar job in pipework and even he admits 99% of Civil Engineers are ****ing ****s of the highest order.
     
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  19. BolloBollo

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    I've rubbed one out so many times it's coming out like thick soup <laugh>
     
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  20. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Frank only ****s in front of the mirror.
     
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