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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hash., Mar 19, 2011.

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  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    In South Armagh there was a man who had a long-range gun
    He said I'll show them Army boys there's nowhere they can run
    He was the South Armagh sniper

    He'd pick a spot and wait the whole day through
    Until a brit patrol came into view

    The Armagh sniper he never missed his mark
    He was lethal in the daytime and deadly in the dark
    If he gets you in his sights you'd better say your prayers
    So British troops go home or else beware

    Soon his reputation spread through Ulster like wildfire
    The list of British casualties just kept on getting higher
    It was the South Armagh sniper he made the British forces think again
    About wandering at night through Crossmaglen

    The Armagh sniper the brits were terrified
    They could never pin him down no matter how they tried
    If he gets you in his sights he'll make widows of your wives
    So brits go home while you still have your lives

    In London and in Dublin they pretend to speak of peace
    They say give us your weapons and we'll make this bloodshed cease
    But the south Armagh sniper he's heard their lies and double-talk before
    He won't be fooled or cheated anymore

    The Armagh sniper he hasn't gone away
    His rifles oiled and loaded he's just waiting for the day
    So if the British government should break their word well then
    The sniper will go back to work again
    I'm a-comin back boys
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

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    That doesn't even rhyme?
     
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  3. Hash.

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    well it wasnt written by poppa diddy puff puff
     
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    Yeah I don't remember that being in the charts right enough.
     
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    If I hadn't had 3 cans of Carlsberg and a packet of pickled onion monster munch I would be offended.

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    <ok><ok><ok>
     
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  7. Hash.

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    why wud you be offended ......you dont come on here interuptin every thread with pure bullshit of how you singlehandedly caught and killed every known republican
     
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    BH will be on telling you how he caught, interogated and convicted the sniper single handedly.... When he was 14.
     
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    <laugh>

    Whit a bawbag <laugh>
     
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  10. Hash.

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    afternoon ****head <ok>
     
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  11. Moltisanti

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    Cos your poem was about shooting the English/British Army? Anyway the old **** was born in 1972 he's gonna have views like that.
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

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    I don't think Hash was attempting to offend anyone, it was just a bit of wummery. Tit for tat I suppose but inoffensive to most.
     
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    Don't be so hard on yourself Captain Robert Laurence Nairac.

    How's Shergar?

    Hangover ya toss pot?
     
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  14. Moltisanti

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    I am not offended I wa taking the piss, please don't class me in the Berbanadezfuckwit category.
     
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  15. RobertoKeaneo

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    Aye, born in 1972 and had half of South Armagh locked up single handedly by 1987. You couldn't make it up.

    Oh aye, he did.
     
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  16. Moltisanti

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    Don't be so hard on yourself Captain Robert Laurence Nairac.

    It's ****E like that that offends me, the only fact that is preventing me from sending a Tsunami over his house, is he used to be an ex LUFC player.
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

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    I don't. <laugh>
     
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  18. Hash.

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    molti kid i like you and that little poem will offend no one in this day and age only 'HERO'
     
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  19. RobertoKeaneo

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    Mate, I was directing that towards our resident Walter Mitty BH. He makes out he is some sort of James Bond saving the world. No offence to you or the Captain either. For what it is worth the guys who excecuted him said they had never met a braver soldier. Nairac loved Ireland too.

    Chill out fella.
     
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  20. Mick

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    Lads the only thing this thread can achieve is another tit for tat regurgitation of the same old ****e. If I had any confidence in a mature discussion developing here I'd let it roll, but it's been done to death before and we achieved nothing.
     
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