FAO Bed Salesmen

is this a good one?

or is it going to shaft me!

http://www.dreams.co.uk/beds/upholstered-beds/varese-bedstead-1/

 

Looks alright for the money, especially if it's just for shagging your boyfriend now and then.

 

It exudes elegance and sophistication

 

Have you tried Parklane Mattresses?

 

would you go for the normal slats or the sprung ones?

 

How fat is that shemale you are bumming?

 

Baal's right, you need to take into consideration the weight - to - punishment ratio.

 

I wouldn't buy it as it has a footboard which would prevent one from poking their feet out the bottom which is essential on a hot sticky night. Go for a quality make of mattress, I bought a Silent Night orthopedic one and it's rubbish, noticeably deformed after 3 months. Bird got one from John Lewis and it's excellent, firm and comfortable, good night's sleep gauranteed.

 

Firm and comfortable says stopmandsapme's bird....

 

I hate my feet being out the bottom - even when its hot! Its something that keeps me awake at night

 

Then I'm afraid we are incompatible.

 

my endowment would go in you and come out your mouth. so yes, you could say that.

 

That's a shame, I could see love blossoming there and that new bed getting pummelled big time.

 

Nowhere to attach handcuffs.