Fantasy Self-Isolation - who would you choose?

There are no rules on Not606 but here are the rules;

1) you have to pick someone alive
2) you have to pick someone dead
3) you have to pick someone from GC
4) you can't pick anyone from your own family

I'd have to say

1) Katy Perry - diddy rides galore
2) Jimi Hendrix - guitar lessons (and probably having to watch him ride Katy Perry who wouldn't want anything to do with me)
3) Rogue Leader - his puns would keep me entertained, hoping he brings a massive stash of porn as he'd more than likely end up riding Katy Perry too

#sloppyseconds #cuckold #bitchtits

 

Grove fancies RL, what a ****

 

1) Stevie Nicks
2) King Edward I
3) A toss-up between Monny and Toby

 

If Grove is watching us shag then I'm out

 

Can he visit for a while so I can bang Katy Perry in peace?

 

Think he wants to bang you too mate.

 

1) Alistair Murdoch McCoist
2) Rangers
3) @David Nalbandian’s Rancid Dungbox

 

Jealous. You were a close second though Mon, you could have told me tales of Sectarian marches and avocados. At least I wouldn't bang your wife.