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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    And get paid for it. It'll never happen on the NHS, but the chinese know just what they are doing.





    When you think about communist countries, you might think workers toiling in the field, mass production lines, and faceless bureaucrats. What you might not have considered is that this drive for efficiency and standardization reaches into every aspect of life, including the local sperm bank.

    In Shanghai, sperm donation comes with a special touch,

    Boys! to donate, you need to go for a health check, then you must not have sexual activity 4 days prior your visit. You can go 4-5 times a month, and each time you will get a maximum 3 hand jobs can donate three times. Better still, they pay you RMB200 ( US$30 ) for the visit.



    Get a hand job free and you get paid ! what an offer



    http://blog.asiantown.net/-/1385/sp...-a-good-thing-which-men-should-continue-to-do
     
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  2. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I'm in

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  3. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    What life's all about .... never mind about family, friends or the finer things in life.

    Just get ****ed off by a stranger in front of other strangers <ok>
     
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I'm struggling to see what the bad sides are
     
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  5. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I heard a radio documentary recently where they were saying that the NHS has nowhere near enough sperm donors, so they have to import a load of spunk from Denmark. They then went to one clinic in Copenhagen with 250 registered donors, which they said was more than 10x the number of registered donors in the whole of Scotland.
     
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  6. Shawswood

    Shawswood Well-Known Member

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    Would have nothing to do with the fact that they don't pay you for it in Scotland
     
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  7. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Since they removed the right to remain anonymous for the potential fathers, sperm donations have plummeted in the UK.
     
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  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    mee too bud
     
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  9. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    I'm moving to China next month.
     
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  10. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    meh

    It gets boring after you've experienced it many times. :bandit:
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    What a lot of ****.
     
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