Fame

Now, I'm not going to boast, BUT - as far as forums go, this must be the most handsome in the world. Yes, you are all a bunch of sexy buggers and AH WID.

It got me wondering though, what would we all look like after a bit of fame or becoming a celebrity?

I have 2 examples. Susan Boyle for the girls and Calvin Harris for the guys. Both home grown munters from Scotland. Here are the before fame and after fame pics:-

SUBO - http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01615/susan_boyle_1615303c.jpg

SUBO - http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article88950.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/susan-boyle-pic-pa-695400251.jpg

CH - http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_npVuxx3medM/SA6sm1SfYhI/AAAAAAAADJI/jrTaO2Qh02I/s400/charris.jpg

CH - http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article8584466.ece/ALTERNATES/w460/Calvin-Harris-4.jpg

Both are now shagable for any man or woman on the planet.

What changes would you make to yourself given millions of pounds?

 

I'd buy a new finger.

 

None. Bar the toothache, I'm perfect

 

I'd make myself black and get arse implants so I can have a black man's arse.

 

but why?

 

I'd probably get at least 4 inches put onto my cock and bring it up to 7 inches. At point of surgery I'd ask them if it's possible to make it a semi at all times.

Then it'd be off to the shops for some lycra pants and sit at the park like Ken Barlow.

 

Black men have far, far superior arses to honkies and my arse is a bit nondescript.

It's pretty much the top of my legs - the tarts love a firm arse.

 

I'd get expensive HIV treament

 

http://www.hellomagazine.com/imagen...frmations-cheryl-cole/0-20-75/popstars--a.jpg

http://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/article7496922.ece/ALTERNATES/w460/Cheryl Cole

Cheryl Cole.

 

you seem to know your stuff re darkies arses

 

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On the scale of Nicki Minaj?

I'd like to punch her in the throat.

 

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