Why are some people so thick that they fall for this kind of **** and post it as their status? Anyone with half a brain cell knows that this is complete and utter bollocks. It's like those ****ing annoying chain letters/emails that people insist on sending around because otherwise "something really bad will happen"
I know thats a load of **** but who would actually be daft enough to pay for facebook anyway? It's ****ing crap
On September 31st 2011, Facebook will start charging you for your account, to avoid this you Must get Naked, use a Permanet Marker and write on your Forehead the word S-U-C-K-E-R and then stand on your dining room table do the Macarena all ...the while singing "I will Survive" after filming and posting to your Facebook wall and YouTube, then, only then will Mark Zukerberg come down your chimney and tell you your account is free, pass it on, it must be true, some one i hardly know on Facebook told me.
Yeah the new Facebook changes aren't great tbh. But there's even more drastic changes coming in the future apparently: https://www.facebook.com/about/timeline