Facebook Fuds

Theres a bird I'm pals with that posts song lyrics everyday about hating guys......even though she has a boyfriend. She talks utter ****e and it annoys the hell out of me. I'd shag her though

 

Whatever happened with Chelsea?? Did she confirm ye as a friend yet?

 

I cannot be arsed with that Facebook ****e. It gives burds a platform to show how ****ed up they are!
However, feel free to post more ned-chic burds Nev

 

this burd has just had a wean. she's pretty young. complete moron of a lassie. we all call her coulthard cos she had a big chin. a hate her man

 

nah a gave up on chelsea. she never accepted quick enough.

 

why the **** do people put stuff like this on a public site!

oh **** off.

tbf i already knew you were easy so you didnt need to announce it to the world

 

****in burds heeds are warped

chelsea has changed her profile pic

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not as much a fan anymore

 

i thought from the last pic that her pus was a bit man-ish but wasnt sure.

i think "she" changed her name to her favourite team

 

Aye she's puttin on the pounds by the looks of things and she's just about to get clattered off her ned man after that photo

 

if you put your hand over the hair its a bloke with makeup on

 

<blokeboakmuir>

 

i ****ing told you didnt i!

regreting that tea break ****? or does it just add another dimension?

 

I still would

 

She looks as though she's got a reallyfreakishly long torso. And yeh I'd agree, she's mannish.

Not like me at all.

 

I concur. Not like you at all Tina

 

of course i still would, but i'd give her the crotch grab crocodile dundee style if she told me to shag her up the arse.

 

Is that a position I've never heard of?

 

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its not that complicated, tee yourself up, plunge in up to the wristwatch and then see if you can find any gonads.

 

Got it.

Blonde day sorry.