ARSENAL'S Cesc Fabregas is to stage a solo 'slut-walk' after Barcelona boss Pep Guardiola accused him of wanton teasery. As the two men leer at each other from across a crowded European mainland for the third year in a row, Gunners boss Arsene Wenger was warned that his captain's mouth might be saying no but his eyes totally say yes. Guardiola said: "He was saying how much he liked my midfield and was asking to have a go at my free-flowing 4-3-3 system but as soon as I made a move he went running back to Arsene saying I was hitting on him. "He parades around the place practising one-touch football, showing intelligent off-the-ball movement and being all Catalan but acts offended if you offer him a bit of Camp Nou. "Look at those thighs and tell me he's not gagging for a five-year contract." But Fabregas has insisted he is simply a modern footballer who should be able to enjoy his freedom without being branded a dirty slut. He will walk through north London on Satrurday wearing silky shorts and bright red football boots while carrying a placard saying, 'It's my hot body and I do what I want'. Meanwhile Wenger said Fabregas retains little of the enthusiasm and experimentation he used to show between the goalposts. The Arsenal manager said: "He'd be up for anything - mazy dribbles, defence-splitting passes, even a bit of 'helping out at the back' when he was really in the mood. "But toward the end of the season he just completed perfunctory five-yard passes with a look in his eyes like he'd rather be somewhere else." However, Guardiola insisted: "I'm no team-wrecker and I'm not trying to get between Cesc and his club but yes, given half the chance I'd love to coach the arse off him." http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport...egas-to-stage-oneman-slutwalk-201106163957/
Sorry to steal your thunder, but it's already been posted http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/56120-Hilarious Still quite funny though
Oh, yeah. Hadn't noticed that. I'll take it down then if i can figure out how. People can get arsey about these double posts for some reason.
Wouldn't worry about it fella, it might get more comments than the other one. So might as well leave it up
