A report into England's failed bid to host the 2018 world cup says the FA has failed to learn lessons from previous attempts. The report says "It seems that the penny has dropped that the only way to ensure we have a fair crack of staging a world cup is to understand how FIFA works and that boils down to one thing, buckets of cash. We failed to see that the delegates are a bunch of lying, corrupt, money grabbing men who would sell their granny's soul for a can of Vimto and a bag of sweets" It goes on to say "We didn't think that Qatar had a chance as it's so hot there in the summer you can fry an egg on each football boot as you play and homosexuality is a crime. Fifa insisted That Qatar's lack of musical theatre meant that the gay community were unlikely to attend anyway" England will have to be quick off the mark as they seem to be up against Zimbabwe for the 2026 world cup with Blatter spending time with genocidal despot and torture lover Mugabe and he insisted "After spending time in Zimbabwe I can assure everyone that Zimbabwe does have world class facilities, infrastructure and stadia that would make a world cup there a very good idea indeed."
LOL, fair play!! It'll be China 2026 mark my words. Big country, never had the World Cup and seemingly most important, no stranger to a bit of corruption and human rights issues.
