1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Match Day Thread FA Cup 4th Round

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by JakartaToon, Jan 29, 2016.

  1. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 1, 2014
    Messages:
    16,474
    Likes Received:
    19,745
    So its FA Cup 4th Round Weekend and what are we doing again. Sitting round discussing who died 500 years ago and coming up with a never-ending list of players who might end up here just because they will get game time before the Euros.
    For once we have a full squad available for the weekend having rested all of them for the secret derby fixture, but they have no one to play as all the decent teams are still in the competition.
    The odds of us winning this Saturday are nil as are the odds of us losing. The odds of us losing at the same stage next year are probably nailed on. Deluded Glory Hunter recommends putting your house on us not losing this weekend but then cashing in at about 310pm as he does every weekend for a net gain of 14p.
    So what is everybody doing this weekend to try and avoid the pain of knowing we are not involved in the worlds greatest knockout competition yet again?
    Me I am just about to board a flight to Brisbane for a weeks work in Papua New Guinea. Hopefully they wont be showing it on the TV there.
     
    #1
  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2011
    Messages:
    73,869
    Likes Received:
    39,928
    I'm in Castleford on a ski slope. Then playing lazer tag. Then home on Sunday to iron.
     
    #2
  3. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2014
    Messages:
    6,215
    Likes Received:
    3,847
    Flying to Washington DC for a couple of days, then to St Maarten for a week, then back to Washington DC for a couple of days, then back to UK for a stag do in Cornwall. I have absolute faith that when I return, we will be comfortably out of the relegation positions and Messi will be our top scorer on 25 goals.
     
    #3
  4. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

    ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2011
    Messages:
    1,920
    Likes Received:
    565
    er, to be fair I suggest laying Newcastle, not backing them, before trading out after the Back Three/Four get themselves in a tangle so that the first goes in before half the stadia have found their seats.

    I feel like writing to the BBC to complain about their "It's the FA Cup. Anything could happen!" tagline. Because for us it bloody well doesn't.

    What am I doing? Yesterday I appear to have spent the whole day getting stuck into some code and then today doing the laundry before striking camp and leaving here at Glastonbury to head North to a site in South Yorkshire for a week.
     
    #4
  5. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

    Beardsley's Rancid Sack Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 24, 2011
    Messages:
    3,688
    Likes Received:
    930
    The FA Cup is **** - no one cares anymore.
     
    #5
  6. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2015
    Messages:
    14,870
    Likes Received:
    5,601
    I do
     
    #6
  7. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2014
    Messages:
    6,215
    Likes Received:
    3,847
    You'd care if we were in a semi or final or won it. I take your point to an extent though. It doesn't have quite the sparkle it had in years gone by.
     
    #7
  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2011
    Messages:
    37,088
    Likes Received:
    12,616
    I love the cups. The FA more than the league cup which to be honest is probably only exciting if you get to a semi. The FA cup still has the romance for me.
     
    #8

Share This Page