Eye Test

"Please look at the letters on the wall and from the top tell me what you can see"

"B, B, B, B...."

"Erm, there are other letters on the chart, please try again and tell me what you see"

"B, B, B, B ....."

"Okay, I think we need to take a look at your eyes, could you look into this light and JESUS F.UCKING CHRIST YOU HAVE GOT AN EYE FULL OF F.UCKING BEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Told you that's what I could see!"






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They look tiny

 

She was called He. She/He saw bees. Not clear if they were she bees or he bees but that gave me the heebie-jeebies.

 

that’s ace mate

I might vote for you again this year in POTY

 

Cheers buddy but don't waste your vote, I wouldn't want to upset Mon.

 

Hive got a feeling this could be a 10 pager.

 

Oh dear. That’s pun’s a-pollen

 

Doubt it m8, Grove's threads are ****ing dogshit.

(Cba to make any puns)

 

I can feel the buzz in the air

 

This thread is the bees knees

 

There must be a sting in the tale somewhere.

 

I went to the opticians the other week and she asked me if I'd ever had my eyes checked.

"No" says I quick as a flash "they've always been blue".

I'm here most of the week folks.

 

Is Grove your pupil?

 

Dev is my comedy Sensei!

 

Makes sense.

 

I used to date a girl called Iris.

Does that count?

I don't want to put anyone in the (eye)shade.

 

Whit you lot droning on aboot

ffs

 

Don't be a pain in the nectar Gas

 

Sensei