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Off Topic Excuse for going missing...

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by The Ginger Marks, Nov 18, 2017.

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So what will Bell's excuse this time for going missing after another dry humping by Arsenal?

  1. Helicopter broke down

  2. Indigestion from eating too much humble pie

  3. Martin invited him Columbia to see the new star

  4. Caught a packet in Basingstoke

  5. Eating 60% off at Harvesters

  6. Gone to buy a large tube of Savalon

  7. Others please write

  8. Emergency trip to Moscow saved the day.

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  1. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Well, well, well: Hiag has lost his appetite for humble pie but what will be the excuse this time?
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Nov 18, 2017
  2. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Hiag has disappeared - volunteers are needed for a search party*.

    * has anyone checked he isn’t hiding under his mum’s bed
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He lent his phone to Prince William so hasn't been able to log in.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Nov 18, 2017
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    He's at home playing guitar hero on the playstation trying to pretend that he doesn't care.
    He'll be on again at 3am to claim that he couldn't post earlier because he had a gig that started just after Arsenal scored the first goal. <ok>
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    His Mrs caught him ****ing next doors dog.
     
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    Commachio, Nov 18, 2017
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    again
     
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    PINKIE, Nov 18, 2017
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    The first time it was a ****zu, this time it was a Rhodesian ridgeback<whistle>
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    HIAG wouldn't be able to fit a Ridgeback's cock into his small hands
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    He'd drug it, and give it a blowjob.
     
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  10. PINKIE

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. littleDinosaurLuke

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    He never existed
     
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    littleDinosaurLuke, Nov 18, 2017
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  12. PINKIE

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. Commachio

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    New hiag died in a crash crash,
     
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  14. The Ginger Marks

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    Does the AA do helicopters?
     
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  15. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Ouch
     
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  16. PINKIE

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    Still no sign of @Hoddle Is A God

    Do you think we should send a search party out to check the Basingstoke lay-bys ?
     
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    PINKIE, Nov 19, 2017
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  17. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    He's probably at bodmin gaoul or summit
     
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    He went to his 'club' to watch the game with his lad, but presumably forgot that he said that, as he made a longish post about 15 mins into the game.

    Obviously gone to ground since seeing Spurs taken apart by Les Gooners. #standard
     
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    Badly damaged his hand punching Dean’s face on the TV
     
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