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Punched lasagne

Brilliant

 

Just one of the many hilarious jokes I made up myself mate

 

Have you settled back in yet?Are you back in Maryland?

 

That one was very good I'm literally smiling here.

 

Fill your boots mate, you keep on smiling, I'm going for a pint

 

No I'm in Suffolk visiting my family.

 

I'll give you £2.

 

He's scared to go there, you could say he's "Chicken"

 

Did he not upset the squaters and had to leg it to China?

 

I heard he was on an exchange programme, when he got home 20 Chinese illegal immigrants had set up a Cannabis factory in his gaff.

 

Remember when he had rows with lads parking outside his house and landlord perving at his wife

 

Was it not him perving at the landlord's wife?

 

Aye and did some of them not set up a Gypsy Chinese caravan site outside his window?

Nah i've seen his wife and i''d perve too.

 

All of the above

 

More than 500 cannabis plants seized at Norwich cannabis factory

Acting upon information received from a man believed to be Russ Provan, officers forced their way into a property on Mile Cross Road around 11.20am.

More than 300 mature plants were discovered along with around 200 baby plants, which were seized. 20 Chinese men were arrested in connection with the seizures and remain in custody.

If you have any information about this incident, the occupants or visitors to the premises, please call PC Beth Woollsey at Earlham Police Station on 101 or Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111.