Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for a long, long year, took many a team high as 8th I was around when Brian Clough took Forest to the European Cup. Made damn sure old Cloughy kept goin' up, and up and up Pleased to meet you, Hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you Is who the **** is James McLean? I stuck around Wycome Wanderers When I saw it was a club for a change I took them up to division 2 Won the FA Trophy in '93 I took top post In Leicester's ranks Won the League Cup, Qualified for a European spank Pleased to meet you, Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah But what's puzzling you Is who should take the blame? Oh yeah I watched with glee As the Champion's League Came to Celtic, One, two and three I shouted out, As Villa took me, Finish 6th, And I'll buy you all a JCB (****) Let me please introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I signed Carew, Petrov and Ashley Young Took them to nearly outer space Pleased to meet you, Hope you've guessed my name, oh yeah, But what's puzzling you is, Will we beat Man City? (Oh yeah!) Just as long as I'm invincible, As long as we finish in 10th place As heads is tails, Call me "O'Niell, My Lord" And this team is gonna need some restraint So if you see me, Have some courtesy Score a goal or two, but with some taste Use all your non-existent fitness Or I'll lay your soul to waste, ah yeah, Pleased to meet you, Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah But what's puzzling you Is the secret of my leaps (All down to leeks)
