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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Star of David Bardsley, Aug 24, 2015.

  1. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Right, I'v sent my CV in...

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    Cerny's name is on that one - done deal!...
     
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    No thanks - I think the final line sums up the real job description.

    "Must be on call 24/7"
     
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    Here is a bit more of what he's asking from a new PA.

    Jermain Defoe Seeks '24/7' Personal Assistant
    The 32-year-old footballer wants a new assistant to do everything from watering the plants to helping create a new fragrance.

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    Premier League footballer Jermain Defoe has advertised for a personal assistant, with tasks ranging from picking up dry-cleaning to helping create a global brand for the striker..

    http://news.sky.com/story/1541310/jermain-defoe-seeks-24-7-personal-assistant

    I have nothing against Defoe but being a loose cannon I would have so much fun with this aspect of the job description below...

    According to the advert, the assistant would be responsible for managing the Defoe family properties, booking social events and family outings, producing iPhone apps, and identifying sponsorship opportunities.

    Imagine a sponsorship with Grundon and seeing this pic on every green Grundon bin...

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    Or Stannah Stairlifts as seen on TV featuring Jermain Defoe...

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    Or Defoe thrush cream. Bloody hell the possibilities are endless to promote a global brand...<laugh>
     
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