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Ex England Women's Fitba Team Manager Wid Ye

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  1. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    Apparently this thing has a vagina.

    How much drink would it take?

    <widye>
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

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    I'd rather bum ST.
     
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  3. gas

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    Ah wid
     
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  4. charlienicholasismydad

    charlienicholasismydad Active Member

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    Bet she could crack walnuts with her thighs, as wid.
     
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  5. Sweats

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  6. Sucky

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    its a she? i thought it was one of those rizzle kicks lads tbh
     
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  7. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    She looks like she's got a Leigh Griffiths hair-do in the pic.
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Monstrous, about as attractive as castration so it's a naw.
     
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  9. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    not a chance
     
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  10. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    women footballers are lessos fact
     
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  11. Cruyff's Turn

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    That's probably right.Probably has a nice body though unlike the twenty stone hulks that haunt my gym.
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ah, the butterface dilemma. Alcohol usually helps the decision making process.
     
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  13. ScotlandFanMuir

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    15 pints, 10 vodka and cokes (doubles), 5 jagers, 3 sambuca, 2 goldschlagers and a whisky of the barmaids choice.

    After that and a black bag for her face I'd be good to go.
     
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  14. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Naw.

    But, there are plenty of players in the England team that I wid.

    Kaz Carney would get boabied and is probably a good borderline wid ye.

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  15. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Not a chance. I like my wimmin to have wimmin parts.
     
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  16. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    Chicago Red Stars.

    Red Stars.

    Stars.

    Burst Star.

    Ah wid.
     
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  17. charlienicholasismydad

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    I like your thinking Muir <ok>
     
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