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Everyone say hi to Sam, he's an avid reader but reluctant poster...

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Pipe4Life, Feb 9, 2011.

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  1. Pipe4Life

    Pipe4Life Active Member

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    Hi Sam!!
     
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  3. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

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  4. Pipe4Life

    Pipe4Life Active Member

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    jesus leazes ( that rhymns...).
     
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  5. thegiddyman

    thegiddyman New Member

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    Hi Sam!
     
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  6. Spiderman-Mask

    Spiderman-Mask Well-Known Member

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    Sam... can i borrow £20?
     
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  7. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    How do we know Sam exists he/she could be Pipes imaginary friend
     
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  8. overseasTOON

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    If Sam lends me £30 I'll believe...
     
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  9. Pipe4Life

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    Sam is a real as me, and i'm a bona fide computer program. with real binary feelings and dreams.
     
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  10. aginairrr

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    Sam...don't be shy...come on in <smooch>
     
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  11. overseasTOON

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    Ready
    10 print "hello sam"
    20 goto 10
    run
     
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  12. Pipe4Life

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    see people want to smooch you sam, and take your money.

    you can even do a swear if you want? no one minds; its dead good. They won't judge you or rake up your past misdemeanours, no one even has to know about the allegations, or the terms of your protective custody arrangement.
     
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  13. Agent Bruce

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    Play it again Sam.
     
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  14. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    All they really want is one or two of the brown paper envelopes.
     
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    Is Sam the guy that spiked my drink last friday?
     
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  16. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    Sources close to me (my girlfriends dog has a best friend cat who's owner is the half cousin of this source) told me that it was indeed Sam who spiked your drink.
     
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  17. Shola's Concrete Boots

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    Im sure 'Sam' mine sweeped my pint also
     
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  18. Toon_Man_Sam

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    Are you the man they call Sam?
     
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  20. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I miss my ZX81 :(

    Hi Sam - any chance you could give tash some training in how to be an avid reader and reluctant poster. They're talkin bout sellin him. he need to keep his head down for a bit till his value goes down
     
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