Every Little Helps

Antony Worrall Thompson, the most evil of all the TV chefs, has been cautioned for shoplifting cheese and wine from his local Tesco 5 times in 16 days.

Worrall Thompson cautioned

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Ready, Steady, Crook.

 

Wozza nabbed by rozzer?

 

A police spokesman said the incident involved "low value goods". Tesco declined to comment describing it as a "police matter".

Tesco's own brand Red Leicester and a bottle of Vin de Piss?

 

I just assumed it was some Rangers DVDs.

 

I'm gutted it didn't go to court, Dev. I always look forward to your contrarian views on the verdicts.

 

i was at a thing in the secc when i was at school, a science roadshow type thing and that wee **** was there. he was fryin crickets in garlic and that and tryin to get us to try them

was a good day out that actually

 

He's innocent I tells ya.

 

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And he still has not accounted for his whereabouts on 9/11, much like Neil Lennon in fact.

 

er, ive given it some thought, and ive decided i'd like to see your penis.