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Everton pull out of bid for Owen

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  1. Paulie Gualtieri

    Paulie Gualtieri Active Member

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    David Moyes has realised an electric blanket would be a much cheaper option to keep the bench warm
     
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    Paulie Gualtieri, Jul 22, 2012
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    Paulie Gualtieri Active Member

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    Having failed to secure a club for his services, Michael Owen is refusing to walk away from football.



    Incase he gets injured.
     
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    Paulie Gualtieri, Jul 22, 2012
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    Apparently he's started an "ask Michael Owen" twitter.

    Some of the questions are hilarious:

    https://twitter.com/#!/search/%23askMOwen
     
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    danilo., Jul 22, 2012
  4. InBiscanWeTrust

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    InBiscanWeTrust, Jul 22, 2012
  5. Tyrannosuarez Rex

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    "#askMOwen do you think you're similar to Bradley Wiggins? Winning Championships whilst sitting down?"

    My favourite question so far.
     
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    Tyrannosuarez Rex, Jul 22, 2012
  6. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    #askMOwen Michael, Igor Biscan has a Champions League winners medal - do you?

    I don't get that question? Igor is one of the best midfielders to play the game, anyone would love to have a career like his!!!
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Jul 22, 2012
  7. Sharpe*

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    Mick Moran‏@m1cklfc

    #askMOwen If a plane leaves at 8:53am & another at 9:32am both travelling at 532mph, at what point would you realise you're still a bellend?


    lol havent stopped laughing!!
     
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  8. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

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    Arsene's Eyes ‏@Arsenes_Eyes
    Sir, when in the future they compile a 'Top #MUFC players' list, how many places below Eric Djemba-Djemba do you think you'll be? #askMOwen

    #askMOwen Would you say you're more or less of a sellout than butter salesmen, Johnny Rotten?

    Alan Pardew ‏@AlanPardewNUFC
    #askMowen Our tea lady needs a holiday, can you cover? There is little to no sitting down involved though, will that be a problem?

    #AskMOwen I'm expecting a parcel on Thursday, would you be able to sit in for me while I'm out? I have Racing UK & ATR & my sofa's leather?

    Emile Heskey ‏@HeskeyHeskey
    #askMOwen Did it ever get out that your hamstring problems were due to anal penetration from me?
     
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    Flappy Flanagan (JK), Jul 22, 2012
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    There are loads of good ones!

    This is excellent!
     
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  10. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

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    Best yet.

    #askMOwen How many packs of butter do you think it would take to build a life-size butter sculpture of Danny DeVito?

    Tears of laughter.
     
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    Flappy Flanagan (JK), Jul 22, 2012

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    This is a PR disaster. Who on earth told him it was a good idea?!!
     
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    That made me chuckle. The only person to ask a serious question looks like a 13 year old Indian girl, but even she thinks he retired years ago ;)
     
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    Noblelox, Jul 22, 2012
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    John Musgrove‏@John_Musgrove

    #askMOwen. What is your reaction to me selling you to Doncaster Rovers on Championship Manager?
     
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    Andre Villas-Boas ‏@AndreVillyB
    #askMOwen Where do you get your tickets from for the match? I see you every week and they're good seats in the crowd.

    Ha Ha they just keep getting better
     
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    Some brilliant replies.

    <laugh>

    I look forward to his replies to all of these important questions.
     
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  16. Hash.

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  17. Hash.

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    michael owen &#8207;@themichaelowen
    Haha! Just started reading my #askMOwen timeline. Not quite what I had in mind but that's the beauty of Twitter!


    <laugh> <laugh> he couldn't seriously have thought it'd be all sweetness and light, could he ?
     
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    "Not quite what I had in mind but that's the beauty of Twitter!"


    At least your pal never called you a choc-ice Mikey.
     
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  20. Sharpe*

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    When you retire will you consider becoming a racehorse?!!

    Clit&#8207;@ClitoRuss

    #askMOwen We have similarities You an I Mike. I lay on my belly and eat Kunt while you sit on you're arse and look like one #MuffDaddy

    yasaraseedman&#8207;@yasaraseedman

    @NasAhmed7 @theartistanise1 Many people think you're just a **** washed up striker but do you have a flair for cooking? #askMOwen
     
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