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Eurovision Song Contest

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jamrag, May 18, 2013.

  1. Jamrag

    Jamrag Well-Known Member

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    Cultureless picts and assorted heathen. Why the fock isn't a thread about this musical phenomena not the most discussed topic on this night of nights??? <grr>

    Ya contcha!
     
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    I'm going to watch the voting. Haven't heard our entry, any good?
     
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  3. Mick

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    Are they doing the votes yet? I don't want to turn on my tv to listen to the actual music, I just want to cheer my clan on to win. MON THE MALTESE <ok>
     
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  4. Jamrag

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    Ours is on next, but this Romanian bloke ihas winner written all over him.
     
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    Fock me!,, Od Englebert has snuck back in drag to have a second pop...
     
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    It goes on till 11:15 so I reckon 10 or 10:30 for the voting. Will put it on mute until the voting starts.
     
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    Bonnie lives by me. I'll take the piss when I see her in Tesco next
     
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  8. Jamrag

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    I can see you now. Curtains drawn, volume on full and you prancing around in a spandex cat suit playing air guitar.

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  9. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    These Eastern European birds are cracking looking <ok>
     
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    Danish bird is a bit tasty, will have to get the spandex off now !!
     
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    Thor is on now and he is singing in Louis Walshish...wtf?
     
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  12. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    Has Ireland or Malta been on yet? I've turned on the tv and the noise is upsetting my awesome silent loneliness.
     
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    Malta aye, Ireland Naw

    Ireland are on last
     
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    <laugh> Greece are doing a Father Ted job to ensure they don't win and bankrupt the country trying to host it next year
     
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    That Ukrainian bird would get the back doors smashed clean off her. Best looking woman of the night so far <ok>
     
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  16. Mick

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    Size of yer fella carrying her. No idea if she is any good at singing, mute has been instated.
     
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  17. Jamrag

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    Ooooh I do so hope it's that Johnny Logan fellah. Voice of a feckin angel.
     
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  18. Ponders Revisited

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    It took three writers to create Bonnie's dirge of a song, and, believe it or not, they have worked with such luminaries as Aerosmith, Bon Jovi, Joan Jett and Squeeze.

    Denmark will win, followed by Russia and Hungary.

    I actually wrote Luxembourg's song, 'Superman Stole My Crumpets', in 1999, but the band performing it lost out in the semi-finals.
     
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    Peter Andre's on for Italy now
     
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    Ms Norway is built like a Fresian heiffer
     
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