... so who should start alongside Jamie Vardy? Would you go for Shrek or that Stevie Ritchie lookalike from down the Lane? Personally I'd plump for Theo Walcot ... on the basis that he isn't Shrek or that Stevie Ritchie lookalike from down the Lane.
... but unfortunately not even in the squad ... and what is your hypothesis for thinking he is less likely to racially abuse opposing centre-halves? ... I'm not aware that any of those in the squad have done this? ... and I suspect that card games won't be allowed during the actual game so I'm not anticipating any problems on that front either ... although if Charlie fancies a game of snap whilst the game is on there is nothing to stop him tbf ....
And why should Vardy need any help? If he can't score against a bunch of Italian roadsweepers, he ain't much use.
Let's face it. The fat overrated troll will be picked until he's 97 because he was decent 8 years ago. He used to offer great athleticism, dynamism and just about every other ism going... And a few sm's for the grannies. Now he's a blob of pasty goo with arse hair on top that should only get a game as a mark of disrespect to the opposition. The only charlton he should be mentioned in connection, is the lower league team where he should be plying his useless trade now.
.... in fairness to Woy, Vards is probably better equipped than most to cope with the rugged, cumbersome, amateurish, 'road sweeper' defending that San Marino will no doubt undertake .... given his experiences against similar defenders in the conference ... and against Man United at home last season
