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Essential wear for the modern stalker...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gambol, Mar 23, 2012.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Or for men who like other men's penises rubbed against the backs of their head.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Odd that I didn't think of that yet you did :grin:
     
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  4. gas

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    If it had a Fred Perry logo on the front I'd buy it<ok>
     
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  5. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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    Stop walking back and forth outside my house <grr>
     
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    <laugh>.

    It's even got a valve in the back<ok>
     
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  7. irishgreen

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    Is that David Beckham?
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That well known stalker of nannies? Yes. Yes it is.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    An invisibility cloak!

    My dreams have come true!

    Ya ****in dancer!
     
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  11. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    You need to carry a massive backlight with you for it to work.

    It'll be galdo once they get over this logistical hitch <ok>
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    The same one you were wearing last night?
     
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  13. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    ooft <applause>
     
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  14. Medro

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    Says the fella who goes on "holiday" coincidentally after Celtic get beat. :)
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Ye practically begged for that one Medro <laugh>
     
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  16. Jimmy Savile

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    Can I buy this please?

    I've got several thousand murderous barbarians on my tail and you'd really help me out of a tight spot, mate.

    cheers.
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I was on holiday "While" Celtic got beat knobcheese <ok>
     
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  18. RAVENBLACK

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    Aye it has been duly noted that Dev vanishes when the tims get gubbed..

    A defeat sees him hurtle off into the night like a runaway choo choo train.
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>

    Don't encourage him ER, he'll think he has an ally .
     
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  20. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    A fat ****e manager?
     
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