Especially for Bigjohnsafc.....Who keeps fish?

Hope this keeps you busy for a while


Let us assume that there are five houses of different colours next to each other on the same road. In each house lives a man of a different nationality. Every man has his favourite drink, his favourite brand of cigarettes, and keeps pets of a particular kind.
1.The Englishman lives in the red house.
2.The Swede keeps dogs.
3.The Dane drinks tea.
4.The green house is just to the left of the white one.
5.The owner of the green house drinks coffee.
6.The Pall Mall smoker keeps birds.
7.The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhills.
8.The man in the centre house drinks milk.
9.The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10.The Blend smoker has a neighbour who keeps cats.
11.The man who smokes Blue Masters drinks bier.
12.The man who keeps horses lives next to the Dunhill smoker.
13.The German smokes Prince.
14.The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15.The Blend smoker has a neighbour who drinks water.

The question to be answered is: Who keeps fish?

P.S.....If anyone gets the answer, keep it to yourself....but feel free to post here and let everyone know how smart you are!

 

The bloke with the fish tank who lives in the igloo next door to BigJohn.
Where's my prize? or more to the point what is the prize?

 

1st prize is an all expenses paid night out....courtesy of Bigjohn

 

Wahey where we off to Big lad, a museum or art gallery?

 

I have some nice cod in the freezer if it helps

 

Of to at james park to watch a north east team actually win

 

nee need for that mind

 

took some working out but i got it in the end i think, wont post the answer yet though.

 

Nearly sure iv got it

 

nice one

 

Nice riddle, we used this in an example of constraint problem solving at college.

But I've an even harder problem for you to solve, one that has had me flummoxed for years, if anyone can solve it then the prize is the eternal gratitude of a grateful mackem.

Sober, under the influence of drink and drugs or even when I tell her I love her.........why won't the missus take it up the ****ter?

 

Do it when she falls asleep pissed.

Lube her up with a bit of lard mind or you'll end up snapping your tow rope.

 

Got it I think. Now for a relax watching Champions League. Chelsea already 2-0 up so turned to Arsenal, whose defence look as poor as they did against us.

 

hahahahahaha, never tried that.

Do I use the fresh stuff out of the fridge or the used stuff out of the chip pan?

 

That was a teaser , but think I got there in the end !!

I'd settle for

That'll be Mags 1 - 3 The Lads ..............

 

Well if she likes chips use that then do a bit of ass to mouth.

Just a suggestion mind!

 

Not sure about the riddle like but the fish wont be in the green house with the tomatoes will they?

 

If I hadn't had a bloody hard day at work, I may have just took the time to work this out, as I normally love things like this. However, I'm knackered and I can't be arsed..

 

Verdammt that's a difficult one davros!