Escorts

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I have dabbled whilst abroad but never here.

Any of you ****s entertained one?

Some crackers on there.

 

Ahv ****ed loadz a bloks fur sum monie but rats only bcuz aldo spend ra giro in ra pub

 

Hookers cost about £12.50 for a half hour the first time I went to Germany. In Hamburg you could get one on 5 Mark alley for....well 5 Marks, which at that time was about £1.25.

 

was that old or new pence?

 

Cheeky young scamp.

 

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I had one of those, great cars.

 

What was it like in WWII Uncle Dev?

 

Only time I dun gas cookers was in Amsterdam. Mainly because it wid be rude not to. And I wiz pished.

 

Never, surely not.

 

I wiz, I kid you not.

 

He paid he 2 bolts of silk, a mule and the virginity of his first born daughter.

 

PS Happy 49th

 

I'd have ****ed the mule instead....

 

Ta, shucks.

When's your 49th this year?

 

Fixed.

 

Next year, but according to that death prediction site am no gonny make it.

 

As a starter of course.

 

No way! I thought mine was bad and it says 58! The worrying thing is i lied a bit to make it more positive than last time and it only added on 6 months....................

 

Much like WWI auld yin.