Off Topic Escape from Deadline Day Boredom....

Are you bored with Transfer Window Deadline Day.

How about a quiz and a couple of other little tit-bits to get the brain cells going again.

So here are a few simple questions to get you going....

Q1. Who WON ''The Football Blog Directory Division One' Prediction League in January and is current Champion?

Q2. Who is currently leading the Not606 'Black and White' League in the Premier Fantasy League, by miles and miles?

Q3. Who is Top of Group D in The Official 'Better Than All The Rest' FA Cup Prediction Game?

If you need clues, just ask......

 

well that's done now to wax my legs

 

It would certainly be more interesting.....
didn't you down as a masochist though HDQ.....waxed legs must hurt

 

nahhh, it numbs the pain of being a Toon supporter

 

How about some music.

It has been reported that the pre-match music for the Stoke game has been changed under Mr Carvers influence.
The reason JC got the job was because of his love of poetry.


CHEAPSKATES
AKA
‘John Carver an Ode To My Pal Mike’

I have been a washer up
An' you has been a scrubber up
An' I seen him a picking up
Dog ends in the rain
An' he has never read a book
Though I told him to take a look
He laced up his football boots
For another game
But it ain't no modern miracle
That we found the golden rule
What you can't buy you gotta steal
An' what you say can't steal you better leave

I don't like to hang about
In this lonely room
'Cos The Toon is for going out
And trying to hear a tune
But people come pouncing up to me
And say what are you doing here
You're supposed to be a star
Not a cheapskate bleeding queer

Like a load of rats from a sinking ship
You slag us down to save your hip
But you don't give me the benefit
Of your doubt
'Cos I'll bite it off and spit it out

We're cheapskates anyone'll do
We're cheapskates, what the ****s it got to do with you?
Cos We’re Cheapskates

Just because we're in a group
You think we're stinking rich
'N we all got model girls
Shedding every stitch
'N You think the cocaine's flowing
Like a river up our noses
'N every sea will part for us
Like the red one did for Moses

Well I hope you make it one day
Just like you always said you would some day
And I'll get out my money and make a bet
That I'll be seein' you down the launderette

 

Can I have a clue, please?

 

Just this once.
Four letters, begins with H and ends with D.
Either that or begins and ends with T.....

 

Carver?













No, Pardew......

 

I just asked my clever pal Kryten to help me and he said the answer was a Smeg Heeeeed.

 

How many letters are in Carver and Pardew ....for heavens sake any Mackem will count using fingers on their hand and tell you SIX.
So wrong answer...

 

Close, very close.

I'll have to ask the judges if you're the winner, and receive a Year Long Subscription For Advice on Fantasy Football for the princely sum of £50 per month, payable to Mr Heed.

 

We're t we meant to be playing a. Ew Mafia type game by now?

 

I believe that may be the case, but, it appears that JPF has gone to ground.
Hopefully, with the Transfer Window out of the way, it will calm his fears over his move to the Sunderland Board and he'll eventually get his finger out.

 

With that move though, he'll have an extra digit to choose from so it might take him longer to work out.

 

I think I have the correct answers. Are they:
Q1. Nobody

Q2. Gives

Q3. Atoss

I claim my prize.

 

Indeed December was the true test wasn't it Jakarta. That's when the real men stepped up to the plate, not waiting for little pussy January to make sure they'd touch the sides. As for Fantasy, does anyone even care. I barely make a change and yet I sit somewhere between 2nd-5th every week. Perhaps time to unsticky this or delete it altogether if only one person is going to play?

As for the FA Cup, some of us put our group to bed weeks ago

 

Unlike you I cant gloat yet as I could be out of the FA Cup competition over the next 2 days. Give me another couple of days and I will join you then.

 

Green with Envy. Nothing more needs to be said other than.

John Carver is a God....
but which one is the question?

 

if I write anything or do anything irrational tonight, like change my username its only because I'm a wee bit bored in this poxy hotel.

 

if I write anything or do anything irrational tonight, like change my username its only because I'm a wee bit bored in this poxy hotel.