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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Toonitus, Aug 6, 2019.

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  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Toonitus, Aug 6, 2019
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    just use some of your other accounts to get the ball rolling :)
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 6, 2019
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  3. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    He'll be inundated.....
     
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  4. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    A winning start for Newcastle as we beat Ipswich 4-2.
     
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    haslam, Aug 6, 2019
  5. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Eh have you had your cock up another pupils arse again?
     
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    Toonitus, Aug 6, 2019
  6. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    I'm predicting the 2023-24 season opener. A proper prediction, none of this "guess the score this coming weekend" nonsense.

    To elaborate, Ipswich are newly promoted and we've just finished 9th so you'd expect us to win it really.
     
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    haslam, Aug 6, 2019
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  7. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    You know its quite disturbing but your avatar gives me a hard on, but thankfully yiu then speak.
     
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    Toonitus, Aug 6, 2019
  8. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    You should use that as a chat up line:

    I really want to cum all over your face, but then you open your mouth.
     
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    haslam, Aug 6, 2019
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  9. Freddd

    Freddd Well-Known Member

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    There'd be at least two competing interpretations of that line, neither of which would likely result in success.
     
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    Freddd, Aug 6, 2019
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  10. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I dunno ive gone around clubs simply asking if they wanna shag.. eventually it works.. you get slapped etc of some but in the end if you persevere it mskes the rejection worthwhile... tbh its the same process as any other... ie a numbers game
     
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    Toonitus, Aug 6, 2019
  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 6, 2019
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Fixed for you <cheers>
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 6, 2019
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  13. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    Just find a girl who's willing to go a-t-m each night for you for a couple of weeks. Fix you right up and you wont care if there's 3 or 30 people predicting.

    FWIW I'll actually do the prediction league. But not the a-t-m. Not again.
     
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  14. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Speaking from experience no one bothers until Friday and then you have to PM them anyway. Also watch out for that Chaos guy he changes his predictions after the game has started - the cheating ****.
     
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    JakartaToon, Aug 7, 2019
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  15. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Yea
    Im not accepting changes. Another goodmorning message for my efforts . Gee thanks
     
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    Toonitus, Aug 7, 2019
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  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I'll be entering. The game that is. I will have a look today mate.
     
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  17. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Dont forget your first ****ing scorers like the rest of them.. im.trying to keep my posts per day down
     
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    Toonitus, Aug 7, 2019
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  18. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    How many posts are you trying to keep it down to?
     
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  19. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Well i did 600 in 2 days... the grief i got fot it is unreal... i thought id finally achieved something
     
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    Toonitus, Aug 7, 2019
  20. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    How many are you on for today? (roughly)
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Aug 7, 2019
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