haw aw yeez fannies. ahm gonnae git ma buckie ehn ma mad dug cheerin fae big andy boi ihs mornin. a pyoor hope aht he wins anaw mahn. bit if hes eh winner ees a pyoor british tennis sensation. bit if he gits pumped ees jist eh useless scot. ahts y a pyoor h8 eh english media anaw mahn.
I am definately going to be supporting Murray 100%. I have a tremendous amount of respect and admiration for Roger Federer but I am going to be loyal to Murray and support him. I dont really give a **** whether people call him British or Scottish because it is practically the same thing
**** Aye. just need to keep drinking If I fall asleep there's nae chance am gettinn oot ma scratcher at 8 o'clock on a sunday morning.
Before I went to sleep last night - round about half three - I set the Henin Williams game on personal planner. It was so weird i woke up at 7.59 and there it was on the tv "it is about to start" I thought that was scary
**** it I'll sky + it and watch it tomorrow. Even if I did manage to stay up I'd probably spend the whole match shouting at the telly and wrestling way the dug.
Totally Humped. To be expected; another glorious Scottish failure. The **** will be paraded as a hero through the streets probably.
good luck to him but i'm not going to start caring about tennis just because some wee dick from hindland is quite good. it's like when everyone started caring about curling
He was destroyed by a Swiss ****. Getting beat by anyone from Switzerland at ANY sport is an embarrassment. Bunch of ****ing no-marks. Hate the Swiss, ****ing gun-toting ****ers. A nation of ****ing contradictions. Never liked the Swiss and never will. Pseudo French ****s. Same with the Belgians.
you cant hate the belgians, belgium is too dull a country to ellicit that strong a response. there's just no point in some countries. like luxemburg. i'm bomb luxemburg until it was just a crater big enough to drop belgium into
True but those land-locked European ****s **** me off. Spent too much time surrounded by French, Germans and Italians and it has made them all ****ed-up and weak. I'm all for a strong Europe, just so long as I don't have to speak to or socialise with any of them. I don't really like America either but I'd take them over Froggy type ****s any day of the week.
Yeah, I've come to realise in the last year or so that I've become disgracefully cynical and just have no joy anymore. I'm only really happy if I'm making some other poor **** miserable. I can't be bothered with the pish of dealing with trivial ****e like new bands or films. Can't get excitied because some game is coming out. Even chasing birds is boring to me now. I just like to vegetate, read and smoke grass.
i was a bit like that when i got home. after a month or so when i sobered up i almost wanted to go back because everything was pretty straight forward and at no point was a call centre involved oops, mrs lr is a little self conscious about her eyelid that sits a little lower than the other (i've always thought it was quite sexy) and "it's like you've had a stroke this morning" didnt go down well just now.
Yeah saying ANYTHING about something a women doesn't like about her body is a one-way ticket to ****-town for a while.
it'll be fine. she only cried for a bit then blamed it on being tired she's singing along to the king.com advert now so its all good. she's rarely mad at me for longer than an hour or two at worst, she has no rage stamina. and anyway, she's my fiance so i practically own her, she cant deny me.
just read it and thought i sounded like a total bastard just struggle to engage brain and mouth at the same time she did have me in stitches for about 4 hours though when she told me that as a child she wasnt allowed to put her hands in her pockets as it was "dangerous", its a miracle she's not afraid to leave the house with some of the stuff her dad told her. "dont go too close to the microwave as the door might not have a good seal and the waves will get you"
