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ER caught at Spurs' training ground

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  1. User Deleted

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    http://www.hertfordshiremercury.co....ng-ground-appears-in-court-20131002141228.htm

    AN IT worker accused of trying to have sex with a sheep next to Tottenham Hotspur's new training ground appeared in court today (Wednesday October 2).

    Paul Lovell, 61, was allegedly caught attempting to have his wicked way with the animal close to the state-of-the-art facility on Hotspur Way, Enfield, on September 4.

    Two eye witnesses were able to take photos of the incident from at least 300ft away, it was said.

    It is thought stars from the Premiership team were training at the centre on the day of the alleged incident.

    Lovell, of Magpie Close, Enfield, has been charged with one count of indecent exposure and a further count of outraging public decency.

    He is accused of committing a sexual act with a sheep and trying to encourage the sheep to perform a sexual act on him.

    Lovell denies the charges and faced a plea and case management hearing at Wood Green Crown Court today.
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

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    It's hard enough getting yer burd to suck your dick without having to encourage a sheep to do it.



    ps The picture. A sheep. Aye, ah ken what a sheep looks like!
     
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  3. Rubber Johnny

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    ER. <somersault>

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    <rofl>

    How the **** do you encourage a sheep to give you a blowjob?

    Any tips ER?
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Threaten it's children with mint sauce?
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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  9. RAVENBLACK

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    The sheep would probably knock you back loner.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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    ER would never do something like this, at least not since he bought his pet, Dolly.
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

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    Ewes are taking the piss now.
     
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  15. User Deleted

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    Yeah cyber woolying will not be tolerated
     
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    Well said four eyes.
     
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    I bet he's looking pretty sheepish now.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Go to York. Wait till dark. Shoot a Scotsman with a longbow. Legal.
     
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