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English style diet could save the lives of 4000 "celts" per year

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  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Read the article here.

    Will you be following our example and give fruit and vegetables a try or should we English eat more **** in order to balance the drain on the health service across the UK?

    Some vegetables:
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    stopmeandslapme, Nov 3, 2011
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    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Won't really matter once us healthy long lived people in the North East annexe ourselves and keep the Oil Revenue.
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Can vegetables fend off knives and heroin

    Give me a black pudding supper any day
     
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    Mind The Duck, Nov 3, 2011
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    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    You don't normally fend off black puddings.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Nov 3, 2011
  5. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    The black pudding in my chippy could fend off the sas
     
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    Mind The Duck, Nov 3, 2011
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    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Secret Arse Service ?
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Nov 3, 2011

  7. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Serenading Aberdonian Sheep
     
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    Mind The Duck, Nov 3, 2011
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    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Take Glasgow out the statistics and Scotland would be one of the healthiest, wealthiest and happiest countries in Europe.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Nov 3, 2011
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    Shameless Well hung member

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    - the English diet is also pisspoor. How many Englishmen would live longer if we had the same nutrient balance as found in the diet of Tanzania for instance?
     
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