Match Day Thread England v Nigeria

beat these today, 5:15 kick off for twats, and we've as good as won the World Cup already.

Pickford

Walker stones Harry

Trippier Rose

Dier Henderson
Alli

Kane. Vardy


If Southgate doesn't go with that team it's southgate out for me.

 

Sterling is surely going to be a big part of the world cup side so will presumably start today too. Not sure where his best position is for England mind.

 

Kevin Walker at centre half? No Rasheeb Sterling?

Bruce and Adkins have got into your brain Chazz.

 

Hope Nigeria are wearing their beauty of a home shirt tonight.

 

Probably will be as I'm sure the away kit doesn't conform to match regulations for appropriate wear.

 

The fella on the right is not a playa.

He's the Chairman.

 

Des Walker bob, keep up son.

I'd have vardy every time over the pony arsed little ****.

 

If Sterling was German or Spanish everyone would be ****ing furiously about him.

But he's English so he's ****.

Same with Harry Kane.

 

Scored a lot of goals this season and improved , but still wouldn't put your last 50p on him scoring when running through on goal , remember the game against Man United when he had 3 chances to seal the game and the title and blew them all,... id still pick him tho for his pace , I'd go with Chazz team but Sterling for Henderson and drop Ali next to Dier . We should play the team to start the World Cup and if we play Dier and Henderson against the likes of panama and Tunisia , I'd be well ****ed of off.

 

23 goals and 17 assists in 46 games. He's quite a dynamite little player. He's the kind of player that gets massively hyped and everyone ****s themselves about when they play for Germany, Spain, Argentina, Brazil etc yet some England fans wouldn't even find a place for him in the team.

 

I'd get that many playing in man city's team.

 

Doesn't matter, any player with those stats playing for the like of Barca, Bayern, Juventus doesn't stop them being gods gift and constantly talked about single handedly tearing up the tournament

 

Then we shall see. But I'm expecting him to display apoor touch, head down, poor passing, lack of awareness and maybe running the ball into touch. But he'll do it very quickly.

 

I think him and Kane will take the World Cup by storm and we might reach the knockouts

 

Pah. Summer friendlies. I'll **** 'em.


Time to play 11 possibles/unlikelies first half, all played out of position, telling them to take it easy ahead of the real pre-season. Proceed at walking pace for 45 minutes.

Second half, scratch XI but include a couple of overweight has-beens so they can get a) 100 caps and b) a cap.


Nowt to play for. Nowt to gain. Everything to lose. When will Fifa/Eufa realise that highly paid athletes need a bloomin' rest?

 

im pushing to get there in time ernie, giz a lift in your helicopter.

 

I'll hover over yours in half an hour and throw you a rope.

Bring a pie or summat for the journey.



And a cake.


Bring cake.

 

I expect England will get a lot of joy in behind their left back if he pushes up as much as he did for City.

 

No worries. I'll put the pie in a breadcake too.
No cake but I've got a pack of bakewells?

 

I've got cake, bagsy Chazz's space