Game starts at 5pm Malta to win 7 - 0 and Rooney will be sent off for being scouser Why is Henderson on the pitch?
A starting line up that includes Rooney, Henderson, Walcott, Lingard and Sturridge. All players that are spectacularly annoying yet i'm still watching.
Quite like Lingard. Rooney is just woeful but yet another manager is trying to shoehorn him into the team.
Did anyone else notice Rooney getting nutmegged by a Malta player just before half-time? Just that moment alone makes me feel that I didn't totally waste another two hours of my life that I'll never get back watching England.