The English didn't invent football. You took a fun game and added rules and regulations like you always do. It was the same with Africa. There they were running around naked, eating fruit and having sex with whoever and whatever they fancied until along came you English with your boring rules and regs. Now look at the state of the place.
A more important fixture is Malta vs Northern Ireland. Mickleback's adopted country versus his home country.
Using a "joke" popularised in a 1991 hit film. I'm guessing you answer the phone by saying "Waaassssssssuppppppp" or usually the equally outdated buzzword "NOTTTT!" after saying something you didn't mean.
I have absolutely no interest in International footy, i hate our entire squad..... Bunch of Dr Dre headphone wearing Louis Vuitton wash bag carrying ,Gucci loafer wearing mummies boys.
Never watch friendly matches at any level, they are contrived matches, and usually break the rules of football. You are only allowed to bring on a maximum of three substitutes, in most friendlies teams often sub half a dozen players, there have been matches where the whole side has been substitituted. Then they have the cheek to include goals scored in official records, yet in club friendlies they are not. Most players playing in these international friendlies will have important league matches at the weekend, which is why they are mostly played at testimonial pace, Its all one big con.
The England game tonight is so insignificant that even Pele is pretending to be ill so he doesn't have to go to it. I actually don't mind watching them but have always found it difficult to cheer for players who come from clubs I don't like when they're wearing an England shirt.
I enjoy watching England in tournaments, but can't abide friendlies. I rarely watch qualifiers either, they're usualy foregone conclusions. At least we're not sacrificing a weekend of proper football for it this time.
Not quite like they did with Yorkshire though. I don't see a McSutcliffe anywhere on Channel 4's list of Great British Rapists.
The best rapists aren't on the list though, because they're still at large and raping with (non)gay abandon.
