England Manager Job Description, etc: new favourite

Just released! Here are the Person Specification and the Job Description for the England Manager post which has recently become vacant. When you have read them, think carefully to see if there's any current Premier League Manager whose situation and profile perfectly fit these requirements.

Person Specification

1 Willingness to tolerate the hissy fits of a group of over-paid prima donnas
2 Ability to avoid seeing things that happen on the pitch
3 Ability not to notice off-the-field misdemeanours
4 Willingness to ignore all negatives concerning choice of captain
5 Obstinacy in team selection
6 Capacity to raise false expectations
7 Experience of serious under-performance in European competition
8 Experience of managing a one-man team
9 Ability to cope with trophy-less team for several years
10 Absence of conflicting loyalty to any club team with major aspirations
11 Familiarity with mediocre standards
12 Ability to sound very wise when talking repetitive drivel

Job Description

13 Preparation of squad of players for tournaments in which they will disappoint, having previously raised great expectations
14 Preparation of press releases, and face-to-face interviews during which nothing meaningful will have been said after 20 minutes of talking
15 Discovery of at least two new ingenious excuses following every lost match
16 Simulation of patriotic fervour (eg by throwing water-bottle vehemently to ground)
17 Repeated selection of either half-fit, half-witted, or half-hearted; and either over-rated, over-paid or over-the-hill “talismanic” players
18 Standing on the touchline and flapping arms about like a scarecrow that’s just being taken into custody


OK then. Thought about it? Of course you have! So here's the new favourite for the England manager's job - a man whose track record and current circumstances make him an ideal candidate. That's right! You guessed it! It's ARSENE WENGER!



So let's begin it here. The new campaign. Spread the word. WENGER FOR ENGLAND!!!!

 

Clever

One more obvious reason - Wengerland sounds so apposite.

 

yes, Wenger's an ideal choice!

 

ohhh go on Thackarey merge this thread go on fella!!!!

 

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(a) not quite sure what that means!
(b) no idea how to do it
(c) don't know why I should (look what's happened to the Lib Dems!)

 

french players, the gooners want germans to be the core of their team according to their posts,so they would want the same for England from him

 

He'd also have more time for his bit on the side in Paris.

 

Great picture!

 

Spooky - I post a comment and it disappears ....

 

.....apparently not!

 

The exception proves the rule

 

i wouldnt Mind Wenger for England but he's doing a great job at Arsenal and i want him to stay there and finish what he's started 7 years ago..... ?!? lol

anyone but Redknapp, in fact the F.A can hire Mike Bassett for all i care, i really have lost interest in England international games, S.A WC was the final straw, no passion, no fight just a bunch of overpaid twats put on a pitch together....

 

544 points after 5 posts........wtf....hmmmm..........lol

 

Were the first four nude pics of Scarlett Johansson?

 

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