England’s goalscoring experiment unsettles fans

All my own work as usual.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport...oring-experiment-unsettles-fans-2014091090405

ENGLAND fans have questioned whether it is really necessary for the team to score goals to win matches.

The revolutionary change in tactics for the win over Switzerland left many followers feeling that something important has been neglected.

Fan Stephen Malley said: “It seemed to work, in that by shooting at the goal we were able to get the ball in the goal, which allowed us to win the match.

“But my heart was racing, adrenalin was pumping through my body and every time we scored I involuntarily stood up and shouted. You can’t tell me that’s healthy.”

Joseph Turner of Stevenage agreed: “It wasn’t like watching England at all.

“What happened to the gentleman’s way of grinding out 0-0 draws and eventually narrowly qualifying because Slovenia have scored one more than Estonia?”

 

Poor WUM attempt Gonzo, you should be ashamed of yourself for writing that!

 

I'll keep trying in the face of all this critisism.

 

Sympathy post