After the fall out from Black Friday (10/06/11 a date that will go down in infamy) I was wondering if the powers that be on the Not606 SAFC board will be dishing out achievements for those that survived and those that remained sane. Couldn't believe the negativity on Friday or the amount of doom and gloom from the doomy gloomers. Keep your pecker hard and your powder dry and the worm will turn.
Well you could have.... Rant of the day. Most suicidal of the day. The duell of the day. And then the, iv'e had enough of this ****, i'm not supporting sunderland anymore, post of the day.
If only you'd posted this on Friday Talc, I wouldn't have been eyeing the bridge on the way home. Not sure I've remained sane, but I'm still chuckling at posts rather than cackling like a toon loon.
As long as there's an award for the best "Happy Clapper". And person with the most efficient "Rose tinted spectacles".
Pleas nominate your choice for the following... Best single rant of season Best doom and gloomer Best happy clapper Best wum Best Mag Swatter Most annoying poster
Best single rant of season - As yet undecided. Best doom and gloomer - Cestriamackem Best happy clapper - cyprussydsafc Best wum - 5 Goals, 1 hattrick, 11 pricks, NUFC sucks **** and die (by best WUM I mean biggest mag **** on this board) Best Mag Swatter - Bill Most annoying poster - Forum Trolling **** Face
We need a list of nomanees first, or else there will be dozens of names included... Should take on category at a time... Nominations for Best rant of the season.... Don't know but cest has got to be in there for all his ranting and raving, then there's Bill and Rog, Safc73 (whatever happened to him) had some moments. But there's tons to choose from, where do we start.
I'd nominate Cest for the doom-and-gloomer, there were lots of people equally upset and depressed but cest was probably the more prolific? If there was a duel of the day as far as conflicting and well-argued viewpoints go, Cest and Cyprusmackem could be up there from what I remember? Might be wrong though..
But the other day cest and gyan y fronts were at it like a couple of slappers after giggsy's codpiece.
Now to keep this fair and above board I'm in the process of setting up a phone line so the nefarious Moderators on here can't mess with the results. I have an independent adjudicator lined up, and as you know these don't come cheap so the phone line will be a paid number. I will only be charging enough to cover costs so it will be £3-50 per second and a £2 connection fee. Also if you are voting in all categories you should be aware that this may involve a long call. Just in case there are voters who don't speak English there will be a taped message before you vote explaining all this in 17 different languages. To listen to the options should take no longer than 15 minutes. Happy voting
Nah! If I owned FRYANAIR I would weigh people as they boarded and charge for excess baggage. The skinny passengers would be surcharged too as it costs fuel to keep the plane balanced and these lightweights should cover that cost.
In talks now mate with BT. But the greedy buggers want 10p in every £100 of my money! (Erm, the running costs.)
