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  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Sad to say I could watch this with the mute button on.

    The women are stunning and the plunging cleavages are reminiscent of the old Hammer Horror films.

    It's a veritable titfest.
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Any hunks for people like ST?
     
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Is Natasja Kinski in it?
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    She used to be one of my favourites.

    "Cat People".

    Oh lordy, lordy.

    Tess as well.
     
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  5. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Has no-one shown ER how to turn off SafeSearch on Google yet?
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    sorry I'm befuddled.
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Internet Porn
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I'm not into porn.

    It's the suggestion that turns me on.

    Far more alluring and enticing.

    Just look at Kelly Brook. Hot stuff.
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Aye, looks great but apparently she's duff in the sack, just lies there.
     
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  10. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    As long as she didn't talk I wid, can't stand her voice, worse than fingernails on a blackboard. Sorry, I meant colouredboard.
     
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  11. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    they all do.

    no ****in effort.
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^

    Shags corpses.
     
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  13. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    You need at least a modicum of personality to talk your way past mortuary attendants. ER shags blow-up dolls.
     
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  14. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    They're the only things that'll go down on him.

    ©Billy Connolly 1975
     
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  15. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Die, Bigley, Die!!

    ©Billy Connolly 2004.
     
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  16. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Quite. Yer ma for one.
     
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  17. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Unlikely. She was cremated.
     
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  18. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    They don't call ER "Auld Ashy Baws" for nothing.
     
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  19. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Not before I knobbed her you ****in queer.
     
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  20. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^

    ER shagging 67 year old women.
     
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