yes, i've heard this rumour too! if all goes well and he signs on the dotted line, he'll be stacking shelves in tesco by monday morning
You have to feel sorry him, still searching for the goal, now he's taken to looking in Tesco's car parks! Perhaps he mistook the entrance barrier?? ILD OTBC
it was pretty heartless when the whole barclay started singing 'we're on the pitch, if heskey scores' along with the villa fans... pretty funny too
Now then Exile, naughty naughty, you'll wake up Mr Chairman call me Robbie again, and he'll start bleating away about all the hurt and bother we've caused him and his allotment. <Hee Hee> ILD OTBC
Talking of Col Who - they ought to be sponsered by Tescos! They wouldn't need too much work to be done on their shirts!
Heskeys sounds a bit like a supermarket. "There's a voucher in the press for money off at Heskeys" just rolls off the tongue (which is £1.69 a kilo at Heskeys)