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  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Any decent Commonwealth athlete nanny aboot the toon?

    I saw some of the South African team hanging about Clyde's statue in Central Station this morning.

    I thoroughly look forward to a couple of weeks of foreign sprinters, swimmers and hockey players floating about the place.
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Female athletes are skinny as ****.

    And female swimmers don't have any tits.
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Jamaican sprinters are all ass n thighs but <ok>

    ...and the women are alright anaw.
     
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  4. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Female athletes are skinny as f**.

    And female swimmers don't have any tits.


    ^^^^^^

    Len Fairclough
     
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  5. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    What's the opening ceremony going to be like?
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    My friend's taking part in it. Despite this I will not be watching it. Would rather spend an evening in the company of ER than watch that ****e.
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Seen some decent Kiwi poontang this morning on my train.
     
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  8. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Is Geoff Capes still competing?
     
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  9. RAVENBLACK

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    ****in athletics and swimming - ****in ****e.
     
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  10. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I tend to agree with you even the long distance races are diluted with the African runners taking up dodgy nationalities.
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    No but Kate Ponchos is.
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Hivny seen any.

    For some reason none of them have their digs in sunny Norf Lanurshur.
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    100 metre gash, 3000m steeplemount, bib's baton, chris hoy velodong, commonmuff games, hop skip and hump, pork javelin, sexist pricks on not606, the long hump

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    <laugh>
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    That was Tina <laugh>
     
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  15. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Aye, but since the sex change operation he prefers to be called Valerie.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    She misspelt sexiest :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  18. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    When's the beach volleyball?
    And where in Glasgow is the ****ing beach? I imagine that if there is one, it'll have taken months to clear away the condoms, wine bottles, shopping trolleys etc.
     
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  19. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    There's nae beach volleyball in the CG until at least 2018 <grr>

    I think the nearest beach is Erskine which would've been magic.
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    If a tad chilly.
     
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