What is the most embarrassing situation you have been in? Either it was yourself that was embarrassed or someone in your company. Me and an ex put an old friend of mine up for a while as he and his wife had split up. He was 'out of the big bed' you could say. He was pretty cut up about it and was off work on the old sick. As is the done thing he had been hitting the sauce a bit too much. We were in a one bedroom flat in Belfast City centre at the time so he was on the sofa. One night me and the ex were out with another couple of our mates and went back to ours after to carry on. The mate who was staying was lying on the sofa full drunk and sleeping. A few slaps on the face later and we steered him into the bedroom so we could have a wee party in the living room. A few hours passed and the drink was running dry so me and the ex went to the bedroom to get a few quid to go to a taxi depot that sells drink all night. My ex was saying 'ffs he's lying on my mascara, it's all over the sheets, 20 quid that was' etc... As we got closer the smell told us that this was no mascara incident but that my mate had shat himself and all over my bed. I obviously started shouting at him to wake up and this brought the other couple in just in time to see my mate stand up with keek all over him. Five years later and he still can't look me in the eye. I even get a wee bit embarrassed for him thinking about it. He's back with the wife.
