We get the usual emails from work about health and safety. Today it's about texting while walking. They attached this link as well What a gutter. [video=youtube;mg11glsBW4Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg11glsBW4Y[/video]
The email says that she is suing the shopping centre!! <brokenbritain> (If it happened in the UK of course)
I'd love to be in the courtroom for that one. Is she going to argue they hadn't clearly marked there was a massive ****off fountain there? Although seemingly Tesco just pay out rather than deal with litigation if the claim is under £5000 <freemoney> so could be the same in shopping centres.
After having a 69 with his bird, Bob remembered he had a Dentist appointment. Afraid they would smell fanny on his breath, he brushed his teeth, used dental floss, a bottle of Listerine & ate a packet of strong mints. Feeling confident in the Dentist's chair, he opened his mouth. The dentist got close & said "Did you have a 69 before you got here?". "How did u know" said Bob, "Does my breath smell of fanny?" "No" he replied "You have a skidmark on your forehead"
make sure there's no cameras on you though [video=youtube;_fCI9yduOdQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fCI9yduOdQ[/video]
