http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/cel...John-introduces-baby-Elijah-to-the-world.html From the same surrogate as the other poor kid he bought. Wonder how much rent-a-womb got for spitting out another one. There are no ovaries up a man's arsehole but as long as you can pay some brood cow to keep chucking them out for you it doesn't seem to be a problem. "But gay couples make such good parents" is often spouted in support of same sex parenting but does anyone think either Reg or Furnish do the whole nappy changing and sick down the back routine? I doubt they will be up 4 times a night when the handbags are teething. Still, both of them will be absolutely minted when they grow up and imagine Reg turning up to the school play!! I can't see Dad or Dad shouting on the touchline over at the Scrubbs on a Saturday morning though.
The big companies should pay the tax in the country they operate. That's why there are starving children in Africa. WHEN WILL WE WAKE UP? Which thread am I on?
No, No, No, Yes, No, No. I'll take that one, no not that one, the blacker one that makes me look cooler. Yeah, that one. "Like a virgin...."
That actually happened after Madonna and Angelina Jolie had a bitch fight over who got to pick first. Angie ended up going off in a huff and flew to Cambodia to get one there instead. When asked about his wife's penchant for foreign kids Brad Pitt replied "She can do what she likes as long as I get diddy rides and BJ's when I want"
What't the going rate to rent a womb theses days? I might get Mrs Gas to provide another income stream.
There's plenty of room up there so there's a small fortune to be made. Problem is the smell... Even if a baby ever did come out of there it'd stink for decades after, not sure anyone would want to pay for it... Maybe a handful of those air-freshener things you put in cars?
Even after being ill for decades and being as old and he is, he still looks healthier and less gay than ER
Zachary - Daddy, where did baby Elijah come from? Elton - From his mummy's tummy Zachary - Daddy, no not you, other Daddy, did he come from your tummy? David - No, not mine, his mommy's tummy Zachary - So not yours and not other Daddy? Elton - Let me try to explain, Daddy and Daddy love each other very much and we got married and decided all that was missing from our wonderful life was children so we decided to have you and now baby Elijah too Zachary - But who's tummy did we come out of? David - A very special lady who Daddy and Daddy love very much Zachary - So why didn't you have me in your tummy? Elton - Because men can't have babies like that, to give birth you need a womb and a vagina Zachary - Hold on, so you are saying you two can't have babies so you got some woman to do it for you? David - Yes, isn't that wonderful! And I am on your birth certificate as you Mother. Zachary - Well you are a bit more effeminate looking than syrup Daddy I suppose, but I still don't understand why you can't have babies Elton - That's because Daddy and I are homosexuals and we have a loving relationship that two men enjoy with each other Zachary - So you two take it up the ****ter instead of going for girls like most men do and because you have come to an evolutionary cul-de-sac, so to speak, you have used your vast wealth to pay some daft bint to carry me and choo-choo over there until it is time to spit us out and then you pay chef Bob to make our food, Consuela to clean up when we **** ourselves, Nanny Barbara to take us round the park, Uncle Gok to traipse up and down Rodeo Drive looking for these ****ing cheesey dungarees and you have the nerve to sit there like butter wouldn't melt and tell me that everything is hunky dory? Elton - Look David! He's having his first diva tantrum! Just like his Daddy!
There's not enough Irish/Catholic politics on this thread Anyone know what the Vatican think about a couple of **** stabbers looking after baby children?
