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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Just scored again for the bairns.

    I have high hopes for him.

    Canny accent too.
     
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  3. daztoc

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    Me too ....................... he will do really well at Spurs / Everton / West Ham / etc / etc ...................... when Ashley sells him.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Everton been banned from signing academy players for dodgy dealings.
     
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  5. Gordonthetoony

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    He should be training every day with first team squad to prepare him for the upping in class. His scoring record so far is very impresive.
     
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  6. daztoc

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    Just stick Swansea in there instead then.................... or indeed any club with more ambition that us, which is every club in the Premier and the vast majority of Championship clubs also.
     
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  7. anyobrien

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    Long way to go seen it all before with our prolific young strikers... Fingers crossed this kid is the one .
     
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  8. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Or hope the fans don't get on his back if he fluffs a chance or doesn't score a goal in his first 10 games
     
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  9. Captainchaos.

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    The next chopra
     
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    *Armstrong
     
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  11. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    *Shearer
     
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  12. Charlie Dogscock

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    He could be the next Carl Finnigan, remember him?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Finnigan

    Scored for fun in the reserves, then ended up at Falkirk for a few years, before a stint with some mickey mouse team in Botswana, currently playing for South Shields.....scoring loads for them, but obviously too **** to play any higher.
     
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  13. haslam

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    Is he the one with the whispy beard that keeps getting blown off in light storms?
     
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  14. Captainchaos.

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    He won't make it we should know we don't produce anything by now
     
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  15. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    At some point he needs to be given a chance in a PL game. I’d have him on the bench ahead of Joselu but I know Rafa wouldn’t.
     
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  16. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    And...................................................................



    He has scored again
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    He must be nearly at 20?
     
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  18. Captainchaos.

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    I have a feeling he will end up with a shorter run in the first team than fabrice pancrates and of course fail to match the goals per game ratio of fabrice in the process
     
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  19. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Apparently at 17
     
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  20. Howe's about that then?

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    Just scored again
     
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