Former British No1 tennis player Elena Baltacha has died of liver cancer aged just 30. RIP please log in to view this image
Aye, that's probably true. Cancers are sneaky bastards like that. Personally, I've had ma name doon for a liver since 2005. There's 20 year old bloke lives near me who is as fit as a fiddle. I quite fancy having his liver, mibby a kidney or two as well.
Like I said I do have my aye on a near neighbour who is young and fit as a fiddle. Am gonny pick a fight with him, bust his nose to get his blood on ma shirt, take that blood and get it checked to see if he's a match for me. If he is, he will meet with a "car accident" when I need his liver and/or kidneys. Av got it all sussed, mate