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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Almost a nasty incident last night. Took Kenny to the Cheese for the first time. Alex thought it was a perfect opportunity to introduce Connie, his Alsatian, to him. He told me to pick Kenny up and he'd get her. I obviously thought he'd have hold of her collar when he brought her out. Next thing I knew, she'd gone for Kenny and luckily got my hand instead. She's got previous with other dogs, including Kenny's dad. My hand's scabbed over, and there's a nice bruise coming out. When it happened, Alex said he'd get me a plaster. I told him I'd have a ****ing pint instead <laugh>
     
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    You shouldn't pick a dog up when meeting another dog. If the other dog is unfriendly and you pick yours up, it'll attack you instead.
     
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    Nasty....hope your ok mate, quick recovery and all that. This sort of thing is a really unpleasant experience.
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I was already holding him. If I hadn't been, he would've been minus a ****ing head. I've seen the ****er in action before.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It's nothing really, Organ. It could have been really nasty for Kenny. Won't be happening again.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    ****ing hell. Taking Kenny for a walk is hard work. Every ****er stops me to stroke him cooing "How cute is he?". Celeb in the Cheese too. Saturday afternoon, he played with a Jack Russell and a frog bulldog for two hours <laugh> Yesterday, I had him at the front, He was quite happy just chewing the bench leg. A mate held him while I went for a piss. Alex took the Alsatian out for a walk and Kenny barked his head off at her. No fear <yikes>
     
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    Mine barks at every dog he see's but ****s himself if they get closer and have a go back <laugh> Usually tries to get me to pick him up but I just kick him away; made your bed...

    I don't take him for a walk very often nowadays because the barking at other dogs (aka being a dick) doesn't make for a peaceful relaxing walk. Never used to be like it, he's got grumpy with age (9yrs old now)
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

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    He's funny really. He doesn't bark at every dog. In the beer garden yesterday, he was play-barking with the frog bulldog, but not the Jack Russell
     
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    Touching hour yesterday evening. Walked i9nto the beer garden and Kenny's mum and dad were there, Loki and Trixie. A chaotic play session ensued with everyone out there laughing their heads off <laugh> He's doing the quiz with me tonight. Table service only <yikes>
     
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    i assume it his now his responsibility to guide you safely home at night .
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Not been pissed for ages, Solid. I'm rarely home later than 9 apart from the quiz, which will be starting earlier and finishing earlier tonight, for obvious reasons <grr>
     
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    nor me mate :bandit:
     
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    Surely an offspring of those two should have been called Lixie?
    (Sounds better than it looks)
     
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  14. Solid_Air 2

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    Dunno i came up with Toxik .
     
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    You would.
     
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    FFS













    Well, you knew it was coming tbf <laugh>
     
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    He walked i9nto it.
     
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    We won the quiz with fine support from the hound <ok>
     
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    Was there a "Who's arse is this?" round?
     
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